Southern Belle Bath Products

A Southern Lady must always…
Exhibit
charm
S mile
N ever
let your slip show
N ever
show her anger in public
Be
elegant and graceful
O ffer Mint Julep or Iced Tea to everyone who
visits your plantation
E at grits everyday for breakfast
R efer to your house as "The
Plantation" no matter how small your house may be
R efer to a man as a “beaux”
W henever
you are asked to do any work, fan yourself and claim to have the “vapors”
T ry to use words like "darlin'",
"sweet" or "precious" in every sentence.
N ever marry a Yankee unless you want to be a
Yankee by association.
N ever be seen without your makeup and girdle.
